Which way to the treatment table? (You'd think he'd know the way by now.)
As we go into week 26 the focus falls on a few of the bigger teams playing a few of the league's strugglers. For most of the former, there were European matches to complicate matters. So we get Tom Cleverley and Jose Bosingwa injuring themselves, Micah Richards, Emmanuel Adebayor, and Juan Mata seemingly fit, while Wayne Rooney remains a doubt.
Here are some links to get you the bigger picture:
Premier League team news - ESPN Soccernet
All the latest on injuries, suspensions and call-ups ahead of the weekend's top football action.
Premier League - Weekend previews - Yahoo! Eurosport
A look ahead to the weekend with match facts and team news for every Premier League fixture.
Tom Cleverley pulls out of England squad with injury - ESPN Soccernet
Manchester United midfielder Tom Cleverley has been forced to pull out of the England's friendly with Netherlands with an ankle injury he picked in the 2-1 defeat to Ajax.
Squad sheets | Football | The Guardian
All the team news ahead of the weekend's big games
Any questions or concerns ahead of the weekend's Premier League matches, post them in the comments and give yourself over to the wisdom of the assembled masses.
UPDATE: For what it's worth, my current team looks like this:
Ivanovic Santon Taiwo
Silva Sigurdsson Beausejour Taraabt
Aguero Ba Sturridge
Don't hate it. Don't love it, either.