This just won Twitter - for the day, the week, and maybe more.

Phil is sat on sofa singing Jason puncheon he went 4 a shit!!!!! Ha ha Jason puncheon he shits wen he wants! Haha x

— Tanya Robinson (@TanyaRobinson07) January 21, 2013

Tanya Robinson is, as she describes in her profile, "Ex fhm model, life coach, owner of bootcamp, long suffering wag of Phil Bardsley haha and mother of 2 lil monkeys Rocco and Gabriella"

For context, in today's Everton-Southampton match, the Saints went down to 10 men temporarily as Jason Puncheon, well...

2128:
Southampton 0-0 Everton
Have you ever seen a player leave the pitch to go the toilet?

2127: SUBSTITUTION- Southampton 0-0 Everton
Jason Puncheon has left the field - apparently he's had to leave the field to go to the toilet. Extraordinary.

There's a change for the Saints as well as Gaston Ramirez is replaced by Steven Davis.

I know Sylvie is available again, but I think I have a new love. (You can do your own Google Image searching - and I recommend that you do.)