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OB's Week 30 Fantasy Player Picks

These Charming Men

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A mediocre week for The OB Blog. I lost a bit of ground at the top of my private league but Bigmouth Strikes Again and I closed the gap on Nik once more, who returned from adding more letters to his surname to write a blog last week. It seems The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get Nik. Heaven Knows He's Miserable Now that he is The Boy With The Thorn In His Side. But that's enough hilarious Morrissey references because That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore. Please Please Please Let You Get What You Want....some quality player picks.

Man Utd should roll Reading over very easily. Chelsea should destroy West Ham. Spurs should beat Fulham very handily. Liverpool if they're having a good day will beat Southampton. Stoke and West Brom. Low scoring and boring. Everton and City. Everton are rubbish at the moment so a boring 2-1 win for City. Villa should get beaten by QPR who look like they'll stay up. Wigan will probably start winning matches now just in time to stay up and beat Newcastle. Sunderland and Norwich could be 0-0 because neither of them are very good. Swansea V Arsenal. I don't trust Arsenal but they have everything to play for and Swansea might as well go on their holidays now.

Goalkeepers

Lloris - Good week if you have him

Mignolet - A very possible win and clean sheet. Not very cheap though.

Al-Habsi - You never know with Wigan but the price is right.

Boruc - Some people might be tempted to keep him at €1 but I wouldn't.

Defenders

Kelly - If you have him at discount(1.7) he's constantly getting above his value.

Samba - Due a goal the fat cunt

Debuchy - I dropped him last week which was stupid, keep him if you have him.

Yanga-Mbiwa - A beautiful surname at a beautiful price

Wilson - If you want but I wouldn't

Scharner - The price and match-up are good.

Midfielders

Young/Nani/Kagawa - If you're sure any of them will start.

Lampard/Oscar - If you're sure one of them will start.

Bale/Lennon - If you can't afford Bale, go for Lennon.

Coutinho - Still pretty cheap and he looks pretty good.

Sessegnon - Popular last week and at home to Norwich but nor for me.

Yaya Toure - He can always do damage. The bleeding size of him.

Sissoko - He was rubbish last week but will prob be popular again. If Ben Arfa starts I like him better.

Forwards

RVP - Not in form but home to Reading

Defoe - Definately should score this week

Ba - Against his old team

Mata/Hazard - Both could do damage here

Remy - A lot of people will keep the cunt from last week

Sturridge - A nice price now, only back from injury last week and should be better this time

Kone - Could be a decent dark-horse