Who is K2?


We tend to use shortcuts, developed over the years, in our posts. So as to not lose any readers along the way, here is a quick rundown of the abbreviations, nicknames, and inside jokes you're likely to find on Never Manage Alone.

  • AJAndrew Johnson
  • ArbAlvaro Arbeloa
  • The BeastJulio Baptista
  • BenchtnerNiclas Bendtner. So named for his habit of being stuck on the bench when picked for one's fantasy team.
  • BFARBig Fat Andy Reid
  • BFAYBlog Favorite Ashley Young
  • BFDBBlog Favorite David Bentley
  • BFFLBig Fat Frank Lampard
  • Captain Kirk(also The Capt. or Capt. Kirk) Chris Kirkland.
  • CarlitoCarlos Tevez
  • CescCesc Fabregas. See also, Fab
  • CletusClint Dempsey, See also, The Duece
  • CletusClint Mathis. The original Cletus.
  • CRonCristiano Ronaldo
  • DogboyDidier Drogba. See also, Drogs
  • DrogsDidier Drogba. See also, Dogboy
  • The DeuceClint Dempsey, See also, Cletus
  • Duff Duff DuffDamien Duff. See also, Duffman
  • DuffmanDamien Duff. See also, Duff Duff Duff
  • EdSEduardo da Silva. Not to be confused with...
  • EvdSEdwin van der Sar
  • FabCesc Fabregas. Now confused by the emergence of reserve keeper Lukas Fabianski.
  • FaddyJames McFadden
  • FASDAFuture Arsenal Striker (in Neal's fondest wishes) Dean Ashton
  • GabbyGabriel Agbonlahor
  • The GoatShaun Goater
  • The ElkNicolas "Le Sulk" Anelka
  • JARJohn Arne Riise
  • JRobJason Roberts
  • JummyJimmy Bullard
  • K2Emmanuel Adebayor. He is tall as a mountain, and reminiscent of former Arsenal striker Kanu in his stature and playing style. Hence K2 or K2.0, or K2.6.
  • KaboomYounes Kaboul
  • KJKenwyne Jones. See also KWyne and Wyn-e the Pooh
  • KWyne(pronounced K-Win) Kenwyne Jones. See also KJ and Wyn-e the Pooh
  • LMO(Little Mikey Owen) Michael Owen
  • LRobLaurent Robert, formerly of Newcastle United and Derby County; now with Toronto FC in Major League Soccer.
  • MPetMartin Petrov
  • MTayMatthew Taylor
  • MGPMorten Gamst Pedersen
  • NandoFernando Torres
  • NRCNigel Reo-Coker
  • paR-TayRyan Taylor. See also, RTay
  • PRobboPaul Robinson. See also, Robbo
  • RobboPaul Robinson. See also, PRobbo
  • RSCRoque Santa Cruz
  • RTayRyan Taylor. See also, paR-Tay
  • RVNRuud van Nistlerooy
  • RVPor RvP, Robin van Persie
  • SAFSir Alex Ferguson
  • SGESven Goran Eriksson
  • SickyTomas Rosicky
  • SPetStyllian Petrov
  • StevieGSteven Gerrard
  • SWPShaun Wright-Phillips
  • TH14Thierry Henry, the man so good he needed a nickname, and began this whole thing
  • TW14Theo Walcott. Just don't mistype an "H" for the "W" as Neal gets very upset.
  • TheoTheo Walcott
  • THoTim Howard
  • THudTom Huddlestone
  • Wyn-e the PoohKenwyne Jones. See also KJ and KWyne
  • The YakAgbyeni Yakubu
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